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kathyvan

The Broken Lawnmower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
>that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
>take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
>more important to me.
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>Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
>home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
>with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time
>and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
>out again I handed her a toothbrush.
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>I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
>driveway."
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>The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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>Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
>always right, and the other person is the husband

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