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Spare SpoonThis guy was eating in a ‘high class’ restaurant and he
dropped his spoon on the floor. Before he could reach
down for it, a waiter rushed up with an extra spoon in
his hands, which he gave to the customer. He still had
another spoon in his breast pocket.
The customer asked the waiter how he just happened to
have an extra spoon on his person. The waiter explained:
“Our management has determined that spoons are the one
piece of silverware most likely to be dropped, so every
one of us carries one or two of them in our breast pockets.”
The customer said “Oh!” Then he looked at the waiter and
saw a string hanging down in front of his trousers, from
the bottom of his fly. “What’s that for?” asked the man.
The waiter replied: “Our management wants us to keep our
hands as clean and germ free as possible, so when we have
to relieve ourselves, in the restroom, we just lower our
zipper and pull down the string. You see, the other end of
it is tied around our ‘thing’.”
“I see” said the customer, “but I’m puzzled – how do you
return your ‘thing’ so you can zip up your fly?”
The waiter proudly answered, “That’s where the extra spoons
come in real handy!”
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