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ask a dumb questionA MAN WALKING ALONG A RIVERBANK SEE'S A PRIEST PUSHING A MAN'S HEAD UNDER WATER THEN PULLING HIM UP AND SAYING WORDS TO HIM.AS HE GETS CLOSER HE AGAIN SEES THE PRIEST PULL THE OTHER MAN'S HEAD UP AND THIS TIME HE CAN HEAR WHAT THE PRIEST IS SAYING "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?".
THE PRIEST SEES THE MAN WATCHING AND SAY'S TO HIM "DO YOU WANT TO FIND JESUS"? THE MAN SAYS,"OF COURSE FATHER."SO HE GOES INTO THE WATER BESIDE THE PRIEST,THE PRIEST PUTS HIS HAND ON THE MAN'S HEAD AND PUSHES IT UNDERWATER FOR A MINUTE.THEN HE PULLS THE MAN UP AND ASKS HIM,"HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"THE MAN SAY'S "NO."SO THE PRIEST PUTS HIS HEAD UNDER AGAIN AND PULLS HIM UP AND ASK'S"HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?"THE MAN SAY'S ALMOST OUT OF BREATH "NO." SO JUST AS THE PRIEST PUTS HIS HAND ON THE MAN'S HEAD FOR THE THIRD TIME,THE MAN GETTING SICK OF GOING UNDER SAYS"FATHER ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN?" 
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