Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: Blonde Curtains
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then ask what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The suprised salesman replies: "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Helllloooooooooo! Mine's got Windows!"
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